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nuthugger jeans 

The most ass tight jeans you've ever seen on a man in your life, literally looking like they've been painted on to your legs. A stange, desperate cry is also associated with the wearing of these type of jeans, and you soon realize that it ofcourse is the aforementioned individual's balls screaming out for sweet mercy...
In the 80's, heavy metal bands like Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, epitomized the wearing of such items. Now stupid looking wimpy EMO assholes wear them exclusively crushing their already teeny weeny nuts. More likely than not, they have probably stolen their little sisters' jeans.

Not too be confused with HIPHUGGER jeans which women wear and which generally look awesome... Nuthugger jeans ofcourse look horrible, since most of the men who wear them have skinny, anorexic legs, so the end result is that these clowns look like overgrown stick insects...
nuthugger jeans by Gavai Dawgz August 24, 2006
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Dragon deez nuts across your face 

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.
You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

deez nutz 

Deez Nutz! *grabs testicles* Self-explanatory.
Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*

in a nutshell 

A phrase meaning, without pretense or long explanations. Used commonly when you can't be bothered making an in-depth explanation.
"Does he, in a nutshell, fuck?"

"This is me in a nutshell, "Help! I'm in a nutshell!""
in a nutshell by KinGAleX April 4, 2005

Nutduster 

A style of facial hair also known as a soul patch. It's a small patch of hair on the chin just below the lip. It would be in the perfect position to dust off a set of nuts that would be on the man's chin as was performing fellatio.
It's not a soul patch, it's a nutduster!
Nutduster by shaft311 October 20, 2008
A Washington Heights Special, a beverage that only suburb teens from upstate NY drive all the way to the Heights for. Most people can only drink two before passing out but if you a real NY nigga then mix that joint with Henny (Henny Black for more XP). The recipe is unknown but they get you really fucked fucked up, really quickly, at a really reasonable price :)
Yeeeerrrrrrr, we out for nutties???, How many nutties yah want?, Who's getting a nuttie?
Nuttie by FozzyBoy October 24, 2018