Gutter Nuts 

Another term used to express jock itch or rash on or in scrotum area.

I didn't shower for 3 days and now i have mad gutter nuts.

Gutter Nuts by gksagers January 14, 2009

Muslim Nutsack 

When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm

Shut up before I give you a Muslim nutsack

Muslim Nutsack by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

chewed my nuts 

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

chewed my nuts by gasmixman January 14, 2006

nerf or nuthin 

what you say or think when someone says 'maybe'

Guy: wanna go out?
Girl: Idk maybe
Guy:(really nigga?) ITS NERF OR NUTHIN!

nerf or nuthin by C-ZUH December 24, 2015

Poster Nutbag

Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.

Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)

Poster Nutbag by Barbara Donelan May 14, 2004

Deez Nutz 

As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.

Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")

Deez Nutz by Schafer Cromwell III January 6, 2007

nutrition facts 

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.

Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.








jk pls :[~

nutrition facts by LarstaiT December 28, 2003