Matticus

An Absolute Pheasant.

Man, I can't believe how similar Matticus & Eeyore are.

by Digeh June 21, 2022

matteo the fatass

Someone who eats alot at dinners and has fun with animals. He is pansexual and likes dudes over women. Also is plsu size

MATTEO the fatass ur good!

by Someone2131 June 21, 2022

Matthew Bussa

The Greatest Writer known to mankind. He starred alongside Blake Walker in the film “Decent People” (2008)

Woah! Matthew Bussa is so cool!!

by TheVerb July 1, 2022

Matthew

Not very good

Matthew’s not human

by Matthew;25743 July 3, 2022

Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.

Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."

by GrosSimp July 7, 2022

Matthew

A tall blonde Gyrosexual apparently

Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!

by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022

Matti

Matti is one of the best people you will ever meet. She may be shy but once you get to know her you will see her true colors .Once you hang out with her once you want to be around her all the time. Y'all will often talk about y'all's plans together and what y'all want to do. Matti has a strong opinion that matters. If you know a matti keep her ,you won't regret it trust me . She is beautiful,even if she does not believe that .She is a keeper.

I wish I was friends with matti she looks like an awesome friend .

by Leeai July 9, 2022