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Penis Fart

The exit of gasses through the urethra. similar to a female 'queef' but smellier.
"Hey, Steve, I just did a penis fart can you smell it?"
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Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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Old fart

You
Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart
by #pandalover September 30, 2020
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Little Lord Fart Leroy

When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.
I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.
by Little Lord Fauntleroy May 24, 2024
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meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.
I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮
by sendnudes459@gmail.com December 21, 2022
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pleasant fart

The unexpected happyness when its just a fart and no shit
That was rather a pleasant fart
by durpysquid January 11, 2016
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Fat Fart

A term used to refer to anyone or anything named Jacob, or is English.
"I'm from -redacted-." "Oh so you're a Fat Fart?"

"My name is Jacob." "Oh hey Fat Fart!"
by SCOTLAND FOREVER November 14, 2023
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