Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.

"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."

by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013

Jackson brown

Jackson Brown
A kid you should never once in youre life trust. You tell him one thing, he go tells the world.When you ask him to run yalls 1s he makes an excuse to not fight, most commonly used excuse,”i only fight if i have too”but then this lame kid starts messin with 6th graders that he knows he will win a fight against.

Oh hey Jackson brown! Wanna fight? No bru i only fight if i have to.

by anonymous February 13, 2022

Brown Pointer

Higher on the predatorial ladder than the turtle neck or Prarie dog...

Luckily I made it to the shart tank cause that brown pointer almost tore my leg off!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Fred Browne

Genuinely believes he is sick at everything. Fred has a very small penis which makes him very sad but it doesn’t matter because he bullshits so much.

That’s such a Fred Browne move

by Deez nuts 4321 November 24, 2021

Brown Stories

When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE

Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...

Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!

by Lingo357 October 23, 2012

King Brown

The act of copping or handing out a deadly blow to the back of the head, almost always lethal

King brown sit down, back of the head now ya fuckin dead

Rito who wants a filthy king brown to the back of the head? Get in quick cunts they’re goin like hot cakes!

by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019