There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

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Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

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Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive

man I hate those trunk monkeys

by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022

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monkey cult

Biggest group of monkeys in the modern world. Also is the coolest

Monkey cult is the biggest group of real monkeys in the modern world

by bruhskiithe1st May 21, 2021

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Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.

"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.

by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022

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