cock monkey

cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head

you fucking cock monkey what are you doing ?

cock monkey by tony May 13, 2005

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monkey butt

The geasy spulge left in your ass after shitting, if not wiped properly. It can sometimes occur even after a thorough wiping because occasionally your rectum may seep. Warm and humid weather may also intensify this harsh reality.

After taking a growler, I realized i had a bad case of monkey butt on the par three 5th. There was no outhouse around!

monkey butt by pis2114 May 31, 2006

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Missle Monkey

Some fool who only uses missles, and has no skill with AC or pulse! Stupid monkeys.....

I hate monkeys!

Missle Monkey by Stinky1 December 30, 2003

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Space Monkey

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey

Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.

Space Monkey by Rob Bob May 22, 2008