I needed that like a hole in my head

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.

The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017

Box you like a fish

1 shotting someone in a fortnite 1v1.

Bro i'll box you like a fish in a 1v1.

by Fortnitegamer231 December 24, 2020

Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb

Dude, you should quit driving by my house in that blue car and parking it at the bakie shop!

Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb. It's all red and say's omni... * * *saves on it. It your trying to be incogneeto your doing a horrible job of it. e.g. Stop calling me a liar too. You dont see me driving by your place like a nause with a cause. Boom shacka, ya loud mouth chicken shit!

by UneedAQuarter2makethatcall? May 17, 2010

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

in like flynn

It's a given that you've got a position or a privilege you want -

You're in like flynn with that new job.

by Yeah baby March 15, 2004

like riding a bike

Common slang.
Something easy / everybody would be able to accomplish.

Oh, it will be dead easy, like riding a bike.
Just like riding a bloody bike.

by t0bia November 17, 2006

selling like a god church

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017