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Kidisting 

Are you kidding me?
Are you kidisting me?
Kidisting by Anna Craig October 5, 2019
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Kidz Bop 

A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
My therapist: Listen to the kidz bop album?
Me: go die.

Kiddy fiddler 

a kiddy fiddler is someone who likes touching little kiddy's
"josh stop touching those little boys you kiddy fiddler"
Kiddy fiddler by nonćè patroller September 10, 2020

Kidd-waya 

1. someone who is humble to the core
Kidd-waya by Jhayy_Major January 7, 2021
An honest, diligent, fun, charming, loving woman ever to exist.
Consider your self lucky if you know kidist.
Wow, you look kidist today.
Kidist by The_unkown_234 March 21, 2022
A greeting used to imitate Bill Cosby when he says "Hey kids!" but is used mainly with your friends and the effect works better when you say it to only one person.
Hey kids! I'm a kids, I like to watch cartoons and eat ice cream!
hey kids by ButtonMan March 30, 2009