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Blue dorker

The term for ignited flatulence. Lighting a fart on fire is called doing a “blue dorker.”
Dude, be careful you don’t set your butt hair on fire when you do that blue dorker.
by Commentsadnauseam June 14, 2024
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blue collar

When a conversation or interaction escalates beyond the point of polite disagreement, and your best option is to a provide raw, direct, and straightforward response.
When I found out she went behind my back and lied about the situation, I went blue collar on her.
by O.Really November 8, 2020
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shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.
After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.
by papawpeepants April 18, 2014
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listerine blues

When you pour Listerine on your dick after going raw in some questionable .
After hitting kelly the smelly I went listerine blues, it's all I had available.
by stink dinky February 2, 2023
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Blue Brain Syndrome

Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.

It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.

BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”

Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”

My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”

These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025
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Blue buster

To jerk off while outside in winter or the freezing cold.
Hey mate imma go outside real quick for a blue buster
by ThatPatas September 28, 2022
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Blue Gobbler

A person that is in the Fire Service just for EMS reason. The EMS version of a Ketchup Dick.
A Blue Gobbler is a person who volunteers to be on the rescue, always ask to transport patients and won’t shut the fuck up about EMS.

Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”

FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”
by Firemedick69 December 23, 2023
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