F.T.B

F.T.B means fuck the bitches a new trend to come. F.T.B means when a bitch doesn’t care about your needs.

Freind: has she said happy birthday to you yet?
Me: no let’s create a new trend.

Freind: ok let’s call it F.T.B

by Yeetnusss June 12, 2024

F.W.O.

F.W.O. is an abbreviation for Fascist World Order. The world order based on Neo Fascism and Post-Postmodernism. It is set to change the political climate worldwide and dismantle the current Neoliberal world order.

Me:Hey sam, have you read up on the F.W.O.?
Sam:I have never heard about the F.W.O. What is it about?
Me:We must secure the existence of our people and a future for human children, by way of fascist environmentalism.

by NeoFash June 20, 2024

F.M.T.I.C.W.A

Fuck me till i cant walk anymore

{TEXTING)

person 1: "Bro i need him to F.M.T.I.C.W.A."

Person 2: "You are seriously too horny."

by anonymous June 23, 2024

f.i.l.l

fuck i look like , could be uses as fill

random- you look good
person- i have a boyfriend

random- i don’t care cmere
person- f.i.l.l😂

by yesqueenperiodboo June 28, 2024

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

by Holytweak June 29, 2024

Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.

“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”

by Nightferret July 17, 2024

F-day

When you have had enough, done enough, tolerated enough, held it together long enough and you need a day to say F@*k it ALL. Nothing gets done but the bare minimum on this day. Kids feed themselves. Kids feed the pets. Your significant other leaves you alone. Calls don't get answered. Laundry doesn't get done. You get the point. F it!

Sorry, it's my F-day. Ask me tomorrow.

I'm tired of this sh@! I need an F-day.

by Nik-mont July 21, 2024