blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.

A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.

Now I’ve got blue balls all day!

by BarryBaz September 7, 2023

Jingle balls

Wanting to have sex but sounding discreet

Hey Jeff I'd like to Jingle balls with you

by LuckiZackLucypenton September 16, 2023

Snackin' Balls

Rooster testicles doused in egg and fries into a tasty treat.

Come over to the house this weekend for an Idaho Cockpit, we're going to have snackin' balls!

by Snackin'Balls September 28, 2023

Project Balls

ANOTHER scented con game ALSO revolving around fucking people in the ass, hanging out, but this time sending people to Ohio.

M: "Have you seen Project Balls? it's another one of Project B's servers. That one game Brad was talking about."

Erico: "Another??? seriously???"

by QTPieMuffet October 3, 2023

gay balls

a pair of homosexual balls

"kyle, you are gay balls"

by 💀🤡 October 7, 2023

jiggle balls

jiggle balls is an original song produced by William jiggleton, where the lyrics are "jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the balls, oh what fun it is to jiggle, jiggle all the balls, HEY!" and then repeat

"Hey chuck, did you hear jiggle balls?"
"yes."
"oh. ok"

by seffle mcuken October 9, 2023