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wtf r u searching this for dumbass
No, I shouldn't have to, do you have 0 iq or something, y the hell would you look up urban dictionary on URBAN DICTIONARY???
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Urban Dictionary Editors

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails
Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*
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Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
by @gordonramseyofficial September 9, 2012
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urban fuck

Tyler is urban fuck. Well actually his URL is urbanfuck. so.
by ratchetontheloose October 15, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

The sight you're on right now. Seriously! You came onto Urban Dictionary to look up Urban Dictionary?????????
Urban Dictionary is my guide to understand modern day humans, as I come from a simpler time.
by Annie Sage January 26, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

a happy place where everyone comes when they don't know something.

a place full of random nonsense when nonsense makes sense to the nonsenseable
Kristopher: "Dude, where were those chicks from the party from?"
Luke: "I think from Jefferson Forest High School"
Kristopher: "What's that?"
Luke: "Let's Urban Dictionary it!"
by blondemaid463 September 23, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

The website that your on right now. It is a free public dictionary to look up real words as well as fake words and phrases.
Grantalones: Bra, what does bootylicious mean?
Nic the Great: I don't know, look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Grantalones: Thanks Nic the Not as Great as Grantalones.
by Grantalones November 8, 2012
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