wills penis 

3.8 inches

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Jaden Penis 

The Jaden penis is a big specimen of the family of penises across the country. The short name for a Jaden Penis is "BBC." The best way to use this word is when you are describing a Indians, big, black, cock.

Person 1: "Wow that Jaden penis is super stiff all a sudden!"
Person 2: "I know right! My special female friend Natalie really helped him out!"

Jaden Penis by Jaden's Big Special Mom October 28, 2020

Scaby penis 

When dick has been moselstered by the cuchie man.

Omg u have a scaby penis

Scaby penis by Defo not stan November 5, 2020

kanye penis coleslaw 

something you say when mum asks you what you want for dinner

Johnny: Wow, I'm craving for some kanye penis coleslaw today!
Eric: No dude we just had that yesteray.

kanye penis coleslaw by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

Ze penis burglar 

It’s simply the penis burglar, we don’t know who he is or his motive or if it’s even a him. Simply ze penis burglar. Jonah hill

Yo bro phill I just got burged by ze penis burglar dude

Ze penis burglar by Ze Penis Burglar December 26, 2020

Cucumber penis pp 

Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me

Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle

Cucumber penis pp by detatchable cock February 4, 2021

Pregnant Penis 

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.

Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!

Pregnant Penis by jay asf February 8, 2021