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blue waffle syrup

After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.
"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."
by Ash is Daddy May 23, 2016
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blue flag

A fag hag, in gay slang, a woman who associates either mostly or exclusively with gay and bisexual men.

Blue flags are frequently stereotyped as outgoing women who are seeking a substitute for heterosexual relationships, or who are secretly (or openly) sexually attracted to gay men. In fact, many women who identify as blue flags are already in romantic relationships, either with straight men or with women, but seek out the alternative experience of socializing with gay men.
She's a 10 but she's a blue flag.
by anonymous March 23, 2023
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Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day
Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day
by Jermain22 March 19, 2018
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Blues Mobile

A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.

Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.

Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.
Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.

5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic

Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!
by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018
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blue dumpster

when you have blue balls and put them in a dumpster/butt hole
she teased my dick and gave me blue balls when she fell asleep I gave her a blue dumpster
by blue dumpster king 69 May 16, 2012
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Blues Attorney

Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.

Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.

A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.

Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table

Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.

Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”

“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022
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Orange the blue

To do the impossible or to make a desperate situation turn out into something good.
His business was about to go bankrupt and nobody expected anything, but with his last money, he got a business coach, who helped him to orange the blue. 5 Years late his company sold for $3 billion.
by NeologisticPie February 1, 2020
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