Backfired Fart

My friends an I have a backfired fart contest to see who can break the record for the longest and loudest backfired fart recorded in history.

by minnie555 January 26, 2010

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Matrix Fart

Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.

I let out a matrix fart at the office.

by UrKillingMeSmals March 4, 2025

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Fart

A fart can be loud or quiet but always smelly cause it's poop particles! Yummy

Guy 1- what's that eggy smell
Guy 2- oh the fart I just did

by IMFATNOTLOL September 2, 2019

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ball nut fart

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.

Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.

by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024

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confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

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A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

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