Naval Sex

The act of ejaculating in the naval.

by Aliensniper101 May 19, 2003

sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

gay sex

did you really search this up ...

gay sex

by ze-0 March 10, 2021

pretzel sex

the act of a man sticking his penis into one of the three holes of a breaded pretzel repeatedly as a form of masturbation.

"i had some rly salty pretzel sex last night man"

by zoepeen July 18, 2013

Sex Sandwich

When a guy or girl is so attractive that saying ‘hot’ or ‘sexy’ just doesnt cut it.

Damn, have you seen Chris Pratt? What a sex sandwich.

by Kurrazim June 27, 2018

Sex story

Chloe had a beautiful roommate named Ashley, Ashley had perfect tits, Nice ass and was a Lesbian. Chloe always admired Ashley and Always become horny around her. Just this morning Ashley came to Chloe and softly whispered "I know how you feel about me." Chloe had already started getting wet. Chloe carefully stripped Ashley while Ashley stripped Chloe, They jumped on the couch and Chloe started to play with Ashley's tits, Ashely was quietly moaning as She puts her fingers inside Chloe, Chloe moaned "A-Ah!" They started to scissor and put eachothers pussy against eachother and had a series of loud moans. Chloe said "I'm about to cum!" Ashley then stopped and dug her head in Chloes pussy and started to fondle and suck her insides and Chloe was cumming like crazy, It went all over Ashley's face and the couch. They slept knowing they had the best sex ever.

1- "Dude! what are you doing in Urban Dictionary?"
2-"Jerking off to some random sex story."
1-"So lonely God damn"

by The literal Lesbian Goddess. September 15, 2022

sex god

a sex god is a god of sex. A man who is the complete embodyment of physical perfection.

Billie Joe Armstrong

by Fedd_ March 27, 2005