accidental lesbianism 

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

accidental lesbianism by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

cat lesbian 

Hyper lady who loves her cat but not as much as her penguin. Has a huge heart which tends to get her in trouble which is why she feels safe and happy with her cats.

that cat lesbian never comes out anymore always at home petting her pussy.

cat lesbian by andersonen October 14, 2016

The Lester Look

A creepy old guy with the pedo stache and the baldness he gives you. He might molest you.

Hey Hubert, that guy near the red truck gave you the Lester Look.

The Lester Look by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

The Lester Stare 

That creepy look old people with the pedo stache and the baldness give you. Don't let him molest you.

Hubert, that guy next to the red truck gave you The Lester Stare again.

The Lester Stare by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

object lesson 

A pretentious and usually insulting or moralizing way for self-absorbed, pseudointellectual people to say "an example to live by."

That douchebag professor just flunked me for plagerizing my paper. He said "Let your failure be an object lesson for your future efforts to decieve."

object lesson by g-worder October 26, 2016

math lesson 

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.

Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!

math lesson by Zappi November 17, 2016

triangle-less bird

A worthless person, the scum of the earth

I have no use for Jaime now, he is a triangle-less bird.

triangle-less bird by prof.jimes November 29, 2016