intergalactic fart

When someone farts so loud your ears start ringing and you lose your hearing.

Last night I ripped an intergalactic fart and my girlfriend couldn't hear for 10 minutes straight.

by Vigilentiu November 28, 2022

Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.

“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”

by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.

I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮

by [e-mail] December 21, 2022

New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

T-fart

A T-shirt with a hidden message of unloving indifference, usually wore by a fashion victim whore. Usually the belly is shown.

"See you never, my mean clever", was your t-fart after we painfully broke up. I just wanted to die. But the t-fart was so awful that I also wanted to laugh out loud.

by Hanssingqueen August 8, 2022

farting snake

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

by pentozali October 5, 2011