Useless words

To find a word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that has like a million thumbs down because you have never heard it before, it makes no sense, and you know that no normal person will say that.

Useless words:

Totes

Pocket Pool

Shmacked

Dat shit cray

fashionmista

Hugh wear

etc.

Useless words by lollollhi August 1, 2012

normal words 

Something you'll regret looking up on Urban Dictionary

"I'm gonna look up the definition of hot pocket as a joke and now --- jesus christ, Normal words arent even normal."

normal words by TheGoodWisdom April 1, 2017

Misused words

Words that have been overused so much that they practically lose their meaning or punch. The result is now the word can now be used in a much more general term which results in a death spiral for the word since the effect snowballs.

Numb nuts: I‘m LITERALLY deceased.

Person B: Do you mean figuratively? Who am I kidding, welp, gotta add it to my „Misused Words list.“

Misused words by 1kilkilkil May 14, 2019

seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

seemingly harmless words by chairman_meow February 20, 2009

wordism 

The art of deriving words from seemingly nowhere, by utilising the full extent of the English language.

I used wordism to create my own post modern impressionist dictionary of existentialisistic terms.

wordism by Arthur September 16, 2003

Bishop Wordsworth's School 

A grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of Jack Wills whores. It is also rife with wild animals such as a monkey, a walrus and a slug.

Widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum.

Also known as BWS and Bishop's.

a: I go to Bishop Wordsworth's School.
b: Oh, that explains why you look like a fag.

a: You see that walrus over there?
b: Yes, why?
a: It's why I failed Biology.

Bishop Wordsworth's School by Blubbernub November 3, 2010

I'll make you eat those words 

I will make you take back what you just said

Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.

I'll make you eat those words by Light Joker March 16, 2004