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Squad (best friends) 

The friends who are always with you. They are up in your business because they care about you. They cry because they are worried about you. They wait for you when you are away. They never turn their backs on you. They never stab you in the back. When you are hurting the most they are hurting twice as much. They cry when you cry and even when you don't. They get sick worrying about you. Some won't eat others won't concentrate. They do it because they love you and you are a huge part of their squad.
For a person who is hurting that you love because they are part of your squad (best friends)
Squad (best friends) by ErinBG April 9, 2017
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dropping my friends off at the pool 

Dropping friends off at the pool- verb

Taking a poop!
Also : Drop my friends off at the pool
Its a much nicer way for someone to say I gotta use the bathroom. Applies to all ages and both sexes.
Kids love it.

Also great way to add 15 minutes to your arrival time.
I am running late. I am dropping my friends off at the pool.

I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.
random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

Literally Close Friends 

a friend of the opposite gender whom one may hug for 2-8 minutes at a time.
Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.

Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.

one of your lil friends 

Something my momma and your momma ain't.
My mom: I ain't one of your lil friends Idk who you think you is?

Pi and Friends 

When the irrational number π appears to be particularly attracted to numerical buddies like e, i, and 𝜙 whenever they are indulged in some extra-mathematical activities together, as revealed by their intimate liaisons.
Don’t the following numerical relationships prove that pi and friends have an affinity for one another?
π ≈ 6/5 𝜙²
π ≈ (9 – e)
iⁱ = e^(-π/2)
e^(iπ) + 1 = 0

(- )! = √π
eⁱˣ = cos x + i sin x
Pi and Friends by MathPlus February 5, 2021

Cheers my Friends! 

What you say when you hit the penjamin and are about to transform into yodieland and then you give your friend a hit of your penjamin.
*cough cough* Hooray!! Cheers my Friends! *Hits the penjamin viciously*