Skip to main content

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
mugGet the Dick Face-Time mug.

time in chair

"Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.
Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.
by alkdjnne May 1, 2016
mugGet the time in chair mug.

night time star

A sentimental name to call a person that you love very much meaning the last and brightest star that is seen at night
by Nic_cole#16 September 4, 2016
mugGet the night time star mug.

Raj Time

When somebody is late to something than rest of the world is they are said to be on Raj Time.
Mark 1: I just saw Vince Carter's Dunk Contest, have you seen it?
Mark 2: Bro, You are on Raj Time.
by MarkAF September 3, 2016
mugGet the Raj Time mug.

Greatest Video Games Of All Time

I mean, putting this in Urban Dictionary is like saying this is a fact right? I don't really want to do this. Opinions are not facts people.
OMGSUPERSMASHBROSMELEEANDKIRBYAIRRIDEARESOMEOFTHE GREATEST VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME
by ThatPyro July 19, 2016
mugGet the Greatest Video Games Of All Time mug.

Gaming time travel.

When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.
Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.
by Darte July 1, 2016
mugGet the Gaming time travel. mug.

black hole of time

You or someone's asshole.
Your mom really gave me a good time with her black hole of time , last night.
by Gfggr June 29, 2016
mugGet the black hole of time mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email