Short dick

To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.

That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.

by Elwipfo July 28, 2018

Dick-Donk

When you come up behind someone and slap your Dick on there head

P1. What happened to Stephanie? She looks so confused.
P2. Oh yeah, she got Dick-Donked.

by Kaj012 July 28, 2018

Panic! At The Dick

When you see your crush breathing and your dick starts having a seizure and you start to panic.

- Stanley Marsh 2018

Craig: *breathes*
Tweek: *shrieks and has a Panic! At The Dick*

by owo whats this? August 5, 2018

Squiggly Dick

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.

Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"

by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018

Kitten dick

An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly

Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?

by Kneehighfun January 17, 2019

ArmorAll dick

After sex, when your penis is shiny like a dash with fresh ArmorAll.

She will shine one up for you so well you will be walking around all day with an ArmorAll dick

by MAGA 101 January 21, 2019

Dick dictionary

Where you can find any kind penis.

My mom found my dad by using dick dictionary.

by Ummmmm101 January 24, 2019