lard ass

fucking fat ass that cant run or participate in gym class with out having to stop the first 3 minutes

Avery : dude, Mathew get up you lard ass
Mathew : i can its too hard

by @zzhole May 14, 2015

ass candle

Fecal matter

BRB taking a massive ass candle

by sexyburrito July 20, 2015

Swamp Ass

the sweating of your butt after a long day of work.

It's been 5 hours I'm starting to get swamp ass.

by TortillaLover September 4, 2015

ass floss

A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).

My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.

by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 6, 2015

ass-for-glass

N.

a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth

-usually bareback.

"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"

by musclenugget September 11, 2016

ass fax

What people used to do before they had ass email and ass book.

Dude: Wo bro, what are you doing near the photocopier?
Bro: Just trying ass fax my ex-girlfriend dude.
Dude: Bro, just give her an ass book instead, it's 2016.
Bro: But it just ain't retro dude.

by jderksen1 September 16, 2016

messy ass

Messy ass-when someone's ass is so flat that not even leggings make it look like they have a ass.

Did you see tori's messy ass.

by McChickenhasnoass666 November 17, 2016