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blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021
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Blue Moon

A map in Flood Escape 2. Blue Moon is one of the two maps ranked 'Crazy' in difficulty. It's often argued about whether Blue Moon or Poisonous Chasm is harder, even though they are the same difficulty. It's hardly ever reached, as the 'Insane' difficulty levels are usually the limit.
Some people think Blue Moon is harder, while others think otherwise.
by CryptoDefiner573 May 29, 2021
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Blues Specialists

One of the most influencial blues, rock, and dare I say, hip-hop groups of the the 21st century. Their latest album, Renaissance Man, is chock-full of booming anthems about golf and tennis, and poingant love ballad's like "Get to the point (I haven't got all day)"
Dr. Robert A. Norman and the Blues Specialists will revolutionize the genre.
by WantedMan June 13, 2004
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It was blue!

When something is brilliant or great, it is said to be "Blue"
When a total dicknose that you know tries to describe the new mazda RX-8 and says "It was like.. totally... It was... blue."
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blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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Blue account

I should start a blue account. Everyone seems to be a top .9999% earner on that site.”
by NowTomorrowLater September 2, 2024
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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024
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