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Old World Blues 

The term is used to describe a form of depression and anxiety, manifesting as an unhealthy obsession with the Old World. The blues cause the affected person to distance themselves from the world around them, withdraw from society, and become apathetic.
Doctor Mobius: "There is an expression in the Wasteland: "Old World Blues.""

Doctor Klein: "It refers to those so obsessed with the past they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it is."
Old World Blues by fvillain December 6, 2021
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Somali Bluetooth 

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
Somali Bluetooth by glork98 November 7, 2012

Bluegreeners 

A blue greener is a person who is a fan of Louis and Harrys relationship but to a extreme extent

Bluegreeners shove Larry down Louis and Harry’s throat and make everything they do about them. Bluegreeners will also comment on people who are friends of Louis, Harry or any of the one direction boys and ask them if Larry is real. They will link anything the boys do to Larry and cause Harry and Louis to drift apart and never been seen together. Bluegreeners are completely different to Larries as they support both of them as individuals no matter what and don’t shove it down the two boys throats
Bluegreeners :Harry and Louis have drifted apart I wonder why that is

Larries: Because people like you shoved it down their throats.

Wankey Blues 

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.
"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("
Wankey Blues by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010

jetpack blues 

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.
Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.
jetpack blues by Alexano March 21, 2017

blueshell 

guy 1: im about to win
guy 2: i dont think so *throws blueshell*
guy 1: fuuuuuuuucccck, were no longer friends
guy 2: :(
blueshell by lolman63 December 12, 2018
The phenomenon where thousands of perma-raging Glasgow Rangers fans (mainly from the bigoted hate-site 'FollowFollow') get upset at the most trivial things, for example green straws, green pepperamis, Eggs Bennedict, ASDA staff doing the Huddle, Green signs on pharmacy storefronts and any other minutiae they see as an offence to their 'culture' and send emails en masse to every newspaper, politician, shreholder or anyone even loosely associated with any of the above to vent their anger.
That'll be the huns off on another one of their bluemail campaigns again..
Bluemail by Champions 07 May 11, 2007