Shit Ball

A person who is lazy and gets away with things.

That guy is a Shit Ball.

by Jogozz June 30, 2006

shit hemorrhage

When one becomes so enraged or frustrated that his ass actually explodes in gouts of blood.

In Counter-strike: "Man, he just got knifed again! He must be having a shit hemorrhage!"

by El Asso Wipo December 1, 2003

shit cunted

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

by teetiger October 19, 2008

Ninja Shit

Where you shit so fast, it'll seem like you never left where you were.

If you're on the job and you have to go, but you're afraid to leave.... take a ninja shit.

by Ivana humpoalot November 5, 2011

Shit rocket

Condom filled with shit, tied at the top, used as a dildo! So a girl can make her own shit rocket and throw it away when done! And she only pays like 69 cents for a condom. Life made simple!

Wow. I can't believe Meg shit rocketed herself last night! It was awesome!

by Miss Sexy Lexie February 7, 2010

Q-shit

Unbelievable or fantastical, delusional "drops" by internet mystery man and phenomenon "Q." Similar to bullshit.

Who is Q? Q is followed by conservatives who speculate that "Q" is a code word for President Trump, whom it is believed either is Q or is in league with "Q." Drops or cryptic messages about the Trump Administration started on 4Chan and evolved to 8Chan where they appear currently.

Personally, I don't believe in those drops by Q, I think its a bunch of q-shit.

by TrumpismExpert September 13, 2018