Urban Dic-Head

A person who uses Urban Dictionary just to deal with their personal issues/get back at people.

Did you see what that girl posted on UD? You could totally tell it was her!"/"Yeah, what an Urban Dic-Head.

by whoa_its_soph March 28, 2011

fuck headed bastard

someone dumb and illegitimate. an illegitimate dumbass.

That alabama fan is a fuck headed bastard.

by AuburnDoc July 9, 2011

melon headed twat

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

by lololololololol! January 16, 2011

Red-Headed Loafpecker

A Red-Headed Loafpecker is a pigeon that eats the corn out of your shit, and is later sold at KFC.

LITTLE KNOWN TRUE HISTORIC FACT:

"These pigeons are of the species 'Red-Headed Loafpecker.' They eat a full serving of corn out of your shit, then we cut their heads off 'em and let 'em marinate like that for a couple days and then we sell 'em at KFC, and that's how they get their chicken and corn bowls!"- Colonel Sanders

by Puebert "Fire crotch" O'Malley June 29, 2009

pee-pee head

I ponder how one might obtain a head made of urine.

Now THATS retardation for you.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

reverse road head

when a girl or guy gives you head while she is driving and you are in the passanger seat, and as they are going down on you, you call out the directions and when to stop and go

this girly gave me reverse road head, it was going fine till we crashed

by Daniel Scragg February 22, 2007

bass head

A term used by one to offend / inform another about their unusually bassy voice

"Gosh Michael you're such a bass head!! - Fricking Idiot"

by Bomboclarke June 11, 2006