Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.

Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.

by Wordiculous February 22, 2025

Cum

The shit that comes out of yo dick when having seggs 😱

Women- did u cum on me yet?
Men- no

by smogsbestie November 26, 2021

Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.

Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.

by Colin12 June 14, 2022

Cum

Another word for jizz or semen

Brad just cumed everywhere!

by Zomp womp March 18, 2024

Cum and Go

Right when you nut in a girls mouth, you take out a gun and blow your brains out.

he was deplorably depressed, he decided to do a Cum and Go

by doctorcocktor432332 July 5, 2023

Cum guzzling thundercunt

Your mum

Your mums a cum guzzling thundercunt

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Cum Bucket

it is where goyang nuts in a 5-gallon bucket, to the brim, and proceeds to drink it. the cum then hardens in his stomach causing bloating, erectile dysfunction, diarrhea, pregnancy and death.

WOAH, is that a Cum Bucket... Lemme drink dat

by Goyang May 19, 2021