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penis

A big long hair thing that goes in holes and white stuff shoots out when sucked hard enough
I have a giant penis and i want to use it on you
by jake2smooth November 23, 2021
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Penis Injectro

The mighty super penis Injectro is here to save lives one coochie at a time!
Omg is that a bird?A plane? no, for it is Penis Injectro
by YeeYeeSkeeSkee420 September 15, 2023
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Penis

Penis is the tiny price of meat that hangs off of guys. It has to bouncy balls below that love getting kicked
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He Packing my guy
by NathanielPacking April 6, 2021
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peni

by ihatedick101 July 4, 2021
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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas
ohh look there is Penis-man
by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020
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ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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