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Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.
- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

The Reverse Whistle 

When someone farts into your mouth and it makes a whistling sound.
John went to tongue punch Amy's fart box. Instead, she gave him the reverse whistle
The Reverse Whistle by Saplosky January 30, 2021

meat whistle 

Nice hard thick cock that a woman can't wait to get her mouth on.
Nicole couldn't wait any longer and ripped off Ned's drawz to get to his meat whistle
meat whistle by naughtynurse January 1, 2009

Rape whistle 

The whistle a guy gives as his mating call to an unwilling female, usually from his friends passenger seat.
Doomboy's whistle started off ordinary, but when the girl rejected his advance he began to get upset, and it turned into a rape whistle.
Rape whistle by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

love whistle 

See Penis, schlong, or rod of love.
Look at the love whistle on that guy.
love whistle by Eat me August 28, 2003

Wet whistle

The action of flicking a butt hole with tongue while whistling the tune of your choice
Fiona looked back at Chuck & smiled as she exclaimed, "Wow! Now I know what a wet whistle is & I absolutely love it!"
Wet whistle by Wrinklebob Jr May 29, 2017