jerk the weasel

jerking the weasel in a violent manner. Se also "choking the chicken" and "beating the meat"

Boy gosh! you Jerked my weasel.

by stay-to March 18, 2003

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wheatertastic

in table football when a ballis hit and intended to go forward changes direction and ends up in the players own goal. Named for its creator MR. Wheater himself

Wheater: " im gonna beat you at a game of foosball!"
random: "I accept your challenge!"
Wheater: (hits ball)
(wheatertastic occurs)
Wheater: Oh no my attempt at a goal has backfired! My name will forever now be remembered with ridicule yet respect.

by boomstick October 10, 2003

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Weasel

A small person, usually a child or someone not fully developed. A weasel is usually very immature and needs to be protected and looked after by those more capable or senior to them.

Look at those weasels in that school playground

by nakeyb July 27, 2017

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young weasel

16-22yr old male indie-kid from the early 90s. Listens to Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs etc.."Student Grant" types who think they are intelligent, articulate, cool and radical ( origins are from comfortable middle class ) but are infact arseholes. Male equivalent of snotface. aka Young Larkins.

You've gots to laugh at this young weasel's attempt skin up a joint.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

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jit weasel

An insult. One who craves the "jit" which would be slang for semen. The use of weasel in this case as a metaphoric description for behavior. Like the base word "jit" this expression could be relative to the Philadelphia area's definition of "jit."

1. You jit weasel.
2. I hate that guy, he's such a jit weasel.

by BoredAtWork555 March 19, 2010

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