Weiner Sneeze

Slang term for male ejaculation

He weiner sneezed inside her

by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010

Weiner Wife

Someone's gay male life partner.

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.

by marble_player March 12, 2011

Weighed

To be sentenced to a term of imprisonment.

Bob was weighed off with a ten stretch.

by Bob Briggs May 2, 2011

Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011

weined

The process involves a multi step pyramid in order to properly constitute a weining. First and foremost, this process involves one travelling a distance on foot to another individual's place of residence to be fucked mercilessly. The weining also involves a very questionable relationship between the two individuals engaged in the act.

Ricky: Hey, did you hear Anna was getting weined last night?

Tim: No, seriously ? She would travel all that way to get fucked by some sketch?

Ricky: Yup, It's hard to pass up a good weining

by Jack-a-roe February 7, 2017

weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

Weigh Anchor

While engaging in missionary style intercourse, the Male will insert his scrotum, entirely, into the anus of the Female to act as an anchor.

Sharonda gets so slippery you're gonna need to weigh anchor in that berth.

by Chaosfish March 22, 2019