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The process involves a multi step pyramid in order to properly constitute a weining. First and foremost, this process involves one travelling a distance on foot to another individual's place of residence to be fucked mercilessly. The weining also involves a very questionable relationship between the two individuals engaged in the act.
Ricky: Hey, did you hear Anna was getting weined last night?

Tim: No, seriously ? She would travel all that way to get fucked by some sketch?

Ricky: Yup, It's hard to pass up a good weining
weined by Jack-a-roe February 7, 2017
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Willy weiner

Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison
Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!

It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)

weiner wednesday 

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.
I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.
weiner wednesday by Jodofo October 17, 2015

That weiner smells funny 

That weiner smells funny, l wonder where it has been? This is the quest to see if something nasty happened to that food!

Fuck Weiner 

Someone who takes them self too seriously in the BCUG/CAUG Hip Hop Forums. They are usually the type of people who complain about the content of these forums. Most of the time they are complaining about all the dope ass memes floating around . Dont be a fuck weiner
DJ kornpitt is definitely a Fuck Weiner
Fuck Weiner by Glutton4grime October 16, 2019

Nocturnal Weiner Party 

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.
When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

Weinerham 

A pair of shoobs that are completely in love eith eachother, but won't admit it.
Flute-girl: Ugh, Randy and Howard are so annoying. Just date already.
Bucky: Yeah, they're weinerhams.
Weinerham by Shoobs101 March 1, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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