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The Weeknd 

a fine ass man. a man id let stick his dick inside of my guts and twirl it up like he eatin spaghetti. no wonder all his songs are abt sex cause oh lawd who WOULDNT want to fuck him. like what ariana said, JUST GIMME THEM BABIES😩😩😩.

YOU GOT ME TOUCHIN ON YO BODYYYYYYYYY
lets take Acquainted for example. he KNOWS how fine he is.

“ I got 'em thinkin' that they want me
Although they know they not the only
I got 'em wanting to embrace their sins” OH LORDDDDDD🤤🤤🤤🤤

if any of yall editors see this please edit the weeknd to redbone by childish gambino PLEASE
The Weeknd can steal my most expensive pair of shoes, and id still let him hit
The Weeknd by u didnt see this October 8, 2021
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The final day of the week in which the most fun takes place and chris gets to kiss caitlin constantly
Im sick of drafting class , Man i can't wait for this weeend
Weeend by Chris Loveum January 14, 2009

Weekenday 

Also known as Friday as the first half of the day is noted as a 'weekday' while after work/school, the rest of the day is noted as part of the weekend. Hence the combination of both 'Weekend' and 'Weekday'.
Cool Kid: Hey dude! Lets go to the mall this weekend

Cooler Kid: Nah, Lets go next weekenday!
Weekenday by Stevey Bee July 23, 2010

The Weeknd 

The Weeknd is just Michael Jackson but with high testosterone
If there is anyone who gets me harder than your mom, it’s The Weeknd!!
The Weeknd by your mum’s fav December 13, 2021

Weekenditis 

What one who works a full-time job will catch at a certain point in the week where they are no longer willing to do work in anticipation to the upcoming weekend; similar to the more popular 'senioritis' often found in high schools.
On Thursday afternoon Stacy threw down her work and said "I'm done, I'm not doing anymore, I've got a severe case of weekenditis," as she strolled off to the break room for an undetermined amount of time.
Weekenditis by Lizzz S October 18, 2008

On weekends n' stuff, y'kno.. 

Something you answer with if you really don't give a shit for a question you were just asked, or if you don't want to give a legit answer, you just say "On weekends n' stuff" and you can occasionally add in "y'kno.." depending on how you feel about the situation. If they continue to question you, just force in another "y'kno/you know..."
bob: Hey, is it true you hooked up with Jane?
Fred: On weekends n' stuff, y'kno..
Bob: What?
Fred: you know...
"How did your weedend go?"
"Man, it was crazzyy, I'm still recovering"
weedend by ash-smash August 13, 2008