A Warm Welcome 

The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.

As I sat down to dump out, I blasted a huge fart into the depths. From the darkness my honor was accepted, and the winds of approval came shooting back betwixt my parted legs. My hair blew in the stinking wind as I received a warm welcome, and I was home.

A Warm Welcome by ToM_Builder_ October 17, 2020

testicles warm 

almost balls hot, but not quite

It was balls hot yesterday... but it's not too bad today, it's only testicles warm.

testicles warm by shadowgeist October 25, 2010

Thicc in the Warm 

The act of putting a mans penis inside of a woman’s vagina

Man 1:Yo I put my thicc in the warm last night dude
Man 2:What the fuck

Thicc in the Warm by Samuel. L. Wackson January 11, 2020

Nip-lip-warm-ups 

An activity used to warm up ur arms, and mental ability before an event, in which, u take both arms and hand and point to the sky and scream "NIPLIP!", then procede to lick both index fingers and feel ur nips in as circular motion.

Jimmy Jones did his NIP-LIP-Warm-Ups before he ran the 5k run.

Nip-lip-warm-ups by Marc Bez July 25, 2007

eiffel tower warm-up 

when two men prepare for the eiffel tower procdeure. The two men, naked walk towards eachother with hard ons, and give a high five and cross swords. After a quick joust they go and execute an eiffel tower

stephen: you ready to eiffel tower that ho?
max: ye man lets do an eiffel tower warm-up first ok ?
stephen: alright lets joust

eiffel tower warm-up by p0o b34r 2 June 17, 2009

Happiness is A Warm gun 

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

Happiness is A Warm gun by MintyLeila July 27, 2005

luke warm felipe 

peeing in someone elses butthole

"ey yo if you dont shut up ima give you a luke warm felipe, ya dig?"

luke warm felipe by J~baby June 8, 2009