bowl vaulter

A turd that is so long and hard that it sticks out of the toilet water much like a pole vaulters pole.

I was holding on to that poop so long I made a bowl vaulter!

by VMaximus2003 August 30, 2017

valtimore

In typically four-year academic programs, a fifth-year senior.

Me: "Hey, how are you in my class again? I thought you were a senior last year."
You: "Yeah, I'm a valtimore."

by Javelin March 13, 2007

Vulture-mode

Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.

(1) "I can't open that link right now, Vulture-Mode."
(2) DM: "Pause guys. Vulture-Mode."

by nevermoar April 8, 2009

Vauliak

Name pertaining to the Cambodian Culture.

Smelly fungus infested foot.

Oh my god! Look at that Vauliak. I can smell it from across the room!!!
(person dies)

by applesandbannanas February 11, 2010

vulture

1. a person who dates/enters into a relationship with another person who is much older/ancient, such that the are figuratively circling the person, waiting for them to die

2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people

Bill "Did you hear Jim is going out with that cougar?"
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"

I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?

by karasu of relationships August 17, 2010

Vulture

A female who is on the prowl for any age type of men. Not like your average cougar, a Vulture also goes for the older men as well. Whatever she can get her claws on. Many times we see vultures scooping in after the wolves or other larger, intimidating animals have taken down the kill. AKA Vultures go for the weak boys who have fallen behind their herds.

Wow, she brought a 14 year old to a concert and is now snuggling with a 18 year old on the couch, what a VULTURE!!

Did you see that vulture just get 3 different numbers from 3 different brothers!!

by O0hYeahCrocidilesYeah October 24, 2010

Vulture

An Upper Class Men Who Hits On Younger In-coming Freshmen

Wow you're such a vulture.

by redfatassface January 17, 2011