two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.

Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005

two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

two in the pink and one in the stink

Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker

Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!

by t0xicity December 21, 2003

Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

by principessash August 26, 2009

two on the vine

two sets of testicles, 4 nuts in total

"Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine"

by Frank Lathers October 13, 2006

texas-two-step

When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.

This car will not let me over, time to do the texas two step.

by hans September 24, 2004

Two Thumbs Ups!

Two Thumbs Up was born out of a need to express and extreme delight in a situation / person / movie / music / etc etc.

If something is good it gets a thumbs up.

if something is indescribably brilliant - it gets a 'Two Thumbs Up'

But it's simply not good enough to just say the phrase - you must also physically represent the Two Thumbs Up in a strong motion with both hands.

To be used sparingly.

person 1: 'Did you watch that movie last night?'

person two 2: 'Yes - Two Thumbs Up' (and dont forget the action of Two Thumbs Up)

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person 1: 'kirsten dunst?'

person 2: 'Two Thumbs Up!' (and dont forget the action of Two Thumbs Up)

by Mr Parb Johal October 28, 2004