Turd bird

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

by andy1 June 5, 2005

Turd base

When she lets you put it in her pooper for the first time.

I finally made it to turd base last night.

by jumbofrank December 27, 2008

turd waffle

a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.

I made a turd waffle then ate it.

by the big nutcracker May 13, 2005

Turd Alert

An email message sent to your circle of friends at work after the discovery of brown matter that didn't quite make it into the toilet bowl.

TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT
Alert Level: brown
Location: first stall, ladies room
Status: uncomfirmed (sorry, even with contacts I can’t identify suspect 100%)
MO: inconspicuously positioned to the left side of porcelain goddess; proceed with caution, and avoid stall numero uno at all costs

by Fruity Ana January 19, 2009

salmon turd

A turd that just won't flush

I've just had a huge salmon turd - the little sucka has swum back upstream to haunt me

by Adrian Peers May 18, 2006

Timber Turd

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd

by the great googlio October 10, 2009

Turd Basher

A person who likes to bash turds.
Is linked to shit stabber.

"Ants, leave me alone and stop being a turd basher!"

by Push It April 30, 2008