DENDROPHELIAC DENDROPHELIAC SLUT
troy vertefeuille is a dendropheliac slut
by bexwashere June 24, 2024
When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.
by TheRealzTomothy March 28, 2022
An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021
After two centuries, Vlad began to tire of the nosfer a trois with Mina and Drozden, and moved his coffin to the spare bedroom.
by Zsombik October 05, 2022
literally the coolest motherfuckers to exist, they’re nice to anyone and will be friends with anyone but once you screw them over in anyway they’ll both jump on you and beat the shit out of you until you seize up
by niggaanalisgood August 23, 2021
A phat gay boi that says mean things about people in urban dictionary. An example of this is if you go to the second definition of Goldmining by SkeetSkeetQuail
by SkeetSkeetQuail May 02, 2019
by Lolicat April 21, 2020