ferry tales

Da body of literary fiction recounting da adventures of Theodore Tugboat and his friends.

Many of da stories in Da Brothers Grimm's book were morbid and violent; I much prefer da modern-day ferry tales, where everyone generally makes an effort to get along and work together.

by QuacksO September 4, 2022

Le'Tieles

The prettiest person on the world. Talk shit but has many good qualities that (s)he dosent know of. Lives in the moment but, (s)he is also there to love and protect. Overall has a good vibe.

Le'Tieles supremacy

by BEEBREEZY- October 17, 2022

Elbrus Tile

Special tile used in shower or pool installations to protect ordinary tile from excess cum stains during group orgies and gay sex parties.

Let me tell you Mark, there's going to be so many fuck boys tonight, I had Elbrus Tile installed just to protect my shower floor.

by styridsatdva December 30, 2022

Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Lukas Telešius

Fucking handsome: big dick, big balls and loves big hugs.
Also pretty creative.

Look! It’s Lukas Telešius! I’d love to see his big cock…

by Nežinomas March 14, 2023

Dutch tiesto

When Corey has to say too many letters in one night and gets tongue tied implying a dirty joke... that requires you to go to the grocery store and takes 45 minutes.

Dutch tiesto sounds like something you should be able to find on urban dictionary

by anonymous October 10, 2023

Raven Tales

A term used during the US reality television show Big Brother to describe the many ailments, lies, and claims made by contestant Raven Walton.

Fellow houseguest Paul asks 23-year-old Raven Walton what her GPA was in college, and she replies, dance! Other Raven Tales include she has rough kneecap syndrome, and she regularly gets them shaved down. But her bones are disintegrating as well as her cartilage. Raven has also been diagnosed with Raven's Disease, which makes your hair follicles stop growing. She is the only person that has it, besides a family in Sweden. She also has endometriosis; oddly, for her, it causes a rash on all of her organs. She has hyperthyroidism, but the medicine she needs to take would kill her. She also has arthritis; using a Q-tip makes her cough, has an inverted spine, one ovary smaller than the other, and has had her colon removed. Through all this, prior to going on Big Brother, she was scouted for the Olympics but decided to go on Big Brother instead.

by typewhiter1 January 17, 2024