Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.
roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"
People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"
People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)
by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011
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2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.
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The truest of lovers, one slow and one fast, opposites but so in love, they are sure to last till the end of their lives. True soulmates. I love you twirdle.
by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014
Get the turtle and bunny mug.An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.
by weenurrs October 25, 2014
Get the turtleneck dinosaur mug.When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.
by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014
Get the turtlebackin mug.An act where a person pretends to be occupied on their cell phone to ignore or avoid social situations or other real world happenings.
person #1: I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there.
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!
by fakeneuron September 22, 2014
Get the turtlecell mug.When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
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