throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.

Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.

by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014

Throat Goat

A professional meat slopper

Example 1: Dude Billie is the fuckin throat goat, i'm gettin the pussy next time, fuck it.

Example 2: Yo, Tommy Sucked off both me and Xavi this morning. He's a fuckin throat goat bro

by junglefever74 September 14, 2023

Lombardi sore throat

Experiencing a sore throat after the counter move "Lombardi catch"

That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.

by blackbear6 March 4, 2011

throning

The emotion one feels when they have not watched the latest Game of Thrones episode. This is exacerbated by spoilers on Facebook, Twitter, work colleagues and Google Trends. Symptoms include anxiety, nausea, paranoia and the constant fear of your favourite character's death.

I have a very severe case of throning before tonight's GoT episode and it's only 9 in the morning!

by OliverTheSecond June 21, 2016

throatpull

to suck, especially in reference to fellatio

that chick sent hours throatpulling my cock

by prqdog August 2, 2008

Throat testicle

Synomym for the body part the "adam's apple"

The black belt in karate ripped out the man's throat testicle with ease.

by SuperAwsomeMonkeyPants May 17, 2010

throbtastic

When you're so horny you're throbbing, and you feel absolutely fantastic and ready to jack-off and have fun! Usually applies to partying situation where there are lots of hot guys/girls around and you can just feel yourself throbbing so hard..

Man, that girl makes me feel so throbtastic!

Mm.. I'm throbtastic tonight.. I'm going to have an awesome night.

Oh wow, I think someone's a liiiitle throbtastic there!

by MC DeCarlo December 26, 2010