Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.

Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

trumpeter

1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.

Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"

Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.

Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."

Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..

by Another Cat Lady July 30, 2024

serbian trumpet

When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.

Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.

by Serbian Native March 3, 2018

Trumpet

The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.

Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.

by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019

trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016

lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021

Trumpeting

Set of marketing measures that helped Donald Trump to become US president

- Look, what a funny meme about Trump!
- You are exposed to trumpeting, bro

by jerry_rum December 8, 2016