muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man

Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.

by tankhmper1918 November 05, 2024

Houston Hotdog

When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina

Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load

by Bottle is Uncut July 05, 2022

hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.

If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!

by Westside T September 17, 2015

hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

Hotdog tongue

A girl's tongue that is so big, in width and length, that, when used to suck a dick, it resembles a hotdog buns wrapped around a hotdog.

Homeboy #1: Yo did you see that girl's tongue bro!

Homeboy #2: Yeah man! That girl's got a straight up hotdog tongue! You know she gives good head!

Homeboy #1: damn man, you know those blowjobs are high quality!

by Scorch512 March 03, 2019

Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.

Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!

by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 18, 2020

Hoyerswerda Hotdog

When a guy has sex with a girl, pulls out, takes a hotdog bun, an onion, and a bit of ketchup and mustard, inserts all of that into her vagina, gives her a good shake, and then proceeds to put in his sausage for the final touch. Secret sauce to be added as deemed fit.

Named after its place of origin.

A: So how's your business doing?
B: I cannot tell you, it's confidential. Anyways, how is your sex life?
A: Man, I tried the Hoyerswerda Hotdog yesterday and she went crazy!
B: I told you, it's absolutely irresistible!

by graypoupon December 03, 2018