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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
mugGet the chewed the spoonmug.

Chewing on rocks

Harry have you been chewing on rocks
by Djideid April 28, 2021
mugGet the Chewing on rocksmug.

chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.
Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.
by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016
mugGet the chew lockedmug.

Chewe

A weird girl that doesn’t know what she wants most of the time . She is usually very insecure but once she grows out of her shell she blossoms into a beautiful human.
Chewe’s are rare so when you find one keep them close to your heart . They can be hard to work with in the beginning but the work is worth it . They are selfish honest lovers and that makes them loyal . Chewe’s are also super smart but usually don’t believe in themselves
Boy:“Chewe is the most most awkward person I know but it’s okay because we like awkward”
by Sleazysloth December 18, 2019
mugGet the Chewemug.

Chewing Cloth

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.
Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
by John Rook July 17, 2020
mugGet the Chewing Clothmug.

Chew

Yo! You gonna drink some chew?
by bot.is.nooot.here December 2, 2023
mugGet the Chewmug.

Chewed out

When a retard not literally a retard , metaphorically , by default , claims to be a nympho but in fact is a full on psychopath starts lecturing you on how to hurt your partner instead of telling you how to make her horny as quickly as he or she did.
Dr Johnson chewed out the man about his wife and said she was mentally ill and needed to stay at the hospital for further testes
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
mugGet the Chewed outmug.

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