Text Talker

An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.

Dear Laurie,

How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....

Luv U,

Kaitlyn

P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!

by FASH1976 February 5, 2010

text embargo

The term for refusing to text someone or reply to someone's texts.

Prohibit someone's texts; restraining from texting someone.

"Jon hasn't texted me all day. He won't reply to any I send."
"Oh, that's because he imposed a text embargo on you."

by Ch-LCD May 7, 2010

text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.

That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.

by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

text-destrian

To text and walk without looking ahead.

Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!

by DrZoo July 19, 2011

text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive

Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex

by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011

text gap

the time you wait between a text message so you don't seem desperate

8:00am you receive a text from a girl you like, don't text her back untill 8:03am so you don't look like a loser - the 3 minute window would be the text gap

by bada bing bada boom October 18, 2011

text-to-bang index

Abbreviated : TTB-Index. Refers to the number of texts it takes to achieve the much longed for intercourse with a woman. Take the number of texts, divide by the number of times you had intercourse and that yields the TTB-Index. A score between 1 and 10 usually points to an open-minded woman (read: slut) while any score about 100 can be safely considered a prude. Inbetween is just average.

- Tom, have you seen the new girl in Eco 101?
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!

by GDaSL December 1, 2011