Teabagged

The art of planting a teabag with ninja like skill into another persons possession

Teabagee:"Why is there a teabag in my pocket?"
Teabagger:"You've just been teabagged"

by Master of the Lampermonies September 2, 2013

tabarnak

Most common French Quebec curse word, means "tabernacle" in English. Often coupled with Calisse (chalice) Hostie (host) and other items sacred in the Roman Catholic Church.

"Mon Hostie de Tabarnak" = My host of the tabernacle.

by Pepsi Mae West September 6, 2016

Texan Teabag

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.

Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!

by Some_Dude5846 June 24, 2008

tabagon

To analy satisfy a female so hard that an onlooker might confuse her for an actual sled!

"Dude, Christie came over last night and I gave her the tabagon! I rode her ass across the living room! W007!

by HardrySnip June 9, 2005

TeaBake

To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.

So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?

I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.

by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010

teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.

"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."

by The sting May 29, 2014

Teabagger

Teabagger is the deragaratory term used to describe members of the right-wing Republican "Tea Party".

Scott Walker, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal, Donald Trump and Rick Santorum} are all teabaggers.

by jjmplsmn August 30, 2015