Soap-take

n. When, during soap operas and some sitcoms, a character stares off-screen until the scene ends and commercials begin.
Doctor: Steve, the tests have come back, and... I don't know how to tell you this, but Alan isn't really your son.

Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*
by Godofgamers September 09, 2009
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taking a fifteen

to take a fifteen minute break in order to masturbate or have quick sexual relations with a partner in a random room.
dude, adam and steve are taking a fifteen in the garage--do not go in there.
by Brian Bryant August 20, 2008
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Taking a Larry

While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.
Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"
by GrooveAssassin7 July 12, 2010
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take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.
Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!
by u_lost January 17, 2008
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taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.
1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.
by joshow December 02, 2015
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