sludgeing

1)walking throught the rain when the sewers are backed up and you can't tell if you stepped on someone dog, or someones log.
2)going out in public if you haven't had a proper bath or a change of cloth's in days.

"dude! i saw dave at the mall! he was totally sludgeing and he was flirting with the hot tpic girl!"

"gross. he smell's like wet monkey butt most of the time, already. he's gonna be lonely tonight."

by Reiji June 8, 2007

smudgewringer

a dirty old pedo that shouts at young ladies that are still in school unniform (usually from the back of a white van, which is their natural habitiat)
this can also refer to teachers that make the girls fetch the scissors from the bottom draw

old man: get your rat out
young girl: err, what a smudgewringer

by moistynob July 20, 2009

Sludgepunch

After andministering a good long Sludgepump you pull your fist out and punch the woman or man in the face, scattering their feces across their face.

"I sludgepunched her so hard in the face there was shit on the ceiling!"

by dig- September 16, 2009

sludged

a person who has just hooked up with someone who is dirty , or is basically a slut or man-whore.

"damn! ew man you been getting sludged ?!"

no haha she was clean.

by master sludger October 21, 2010

Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.

"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.

by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011

Studget

Style, on a budget.

I'm straight up gonna hit up TJ Maxx to get my studget on.

by Arab, the Hot Dog June 2, 2011

Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T December 11, 2011