stolen colon

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.

She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.

by Tied4last January 3, 2020

Stolengasms

When you steal a few minutes between work and meetings for a quickie masturbation.

Todays work day was so satisfying with two stolengasms.

by coolheart May 13, 2021

Spool

Something that is lame or bad. Bogus

“Don’t go to the party it’s so spool” “They close at 9? That’s spool.”

by bunkfunk June 18, 2021

Stolen dialogue

Dialogue that was borrowed until somebody made money off it.

There's a few movies that want the bad lines off their script back when the girl is done trying to get rich off dialogue that came out years ago. She really has people she recruits to intervene in her disputes saying lines to people that could come from Roadhouse or Swat in a real life event. Stolen dialogue is not original or authentic dialogue.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Skool

School, but cooler

Mom: how was school today?

Me:Skool was fine

Mom:Woah. Hes cool

by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson July 23, 2021

Stolen Base

A surprise pinky in the butt.

My roommate gave me a stolen base while I was sleeping. It was the experience of a lifetime.

by Richard Pickle August 20, 2021

Stoklasa

When your jizz hits the floor, bounces, and impregnates a girl sitting on top of a fridge.

I came so hard I was pulled of a Stoklasa

by Halfinthebag May 10, 2022